Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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