Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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