covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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