He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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