Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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