Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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