did you get engaged???
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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