What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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