Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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