just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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