Sry I called you an 8
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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