The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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