The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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