I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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