ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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