do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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