How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Do vagina's smell?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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