where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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