Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
