she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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