Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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