The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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