The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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