DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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