The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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