AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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