thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
they call him Oral-B. enough said
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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