Banned from zoo.
Again?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I party with great urgency now.
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