I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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