I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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