ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
kristin has been a bad kristin
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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