Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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