oh god the rape fog is back!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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