then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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