This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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