Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Randomize
