I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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