But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
