Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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