The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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