I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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