Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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