Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Semen is not good for contacts.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
