He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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