bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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