i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
