Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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