Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Be still, my beating vagina.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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