I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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