Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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