I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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